DealerStrip.com Terms and Conditions of Use

PLEASE READ THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THIS SITE.

The DealerStrip.com website (the “Site”) is owned and operated by DealerStrip, Inc. (or "DealerStrip"). By using this Site, you explicitly agree to comply with and be bound by the following terms and conditions (“Terms and Conditions” or “Agreement”). By registering for, logging into, visiting and/or otherwise using the Site in any way, you indicate that you understand and intend these Terms and Conditions to be the legal equivalent of a signed, written contract and equally binding, and that you accept the terms of use as set forth in these Terms and Conditions and agree to be legally bound by them. DealerStrip may change these Terms and Conditions at any time. Your continued use of the Site following reasonable notice of such modifications will be conclusively deemed acceptance of any changes to these Terms and Conditions. You agree that notice of changes to these Terms and Conditions posted on the Site constitutes reasonable and sufficient notice. At all times, you are bound by the then-current version of these Terms and Conditions and all applicable laws. Please review these Terms and Conditions periodically for changes. These Terms and Conditions were last updated on February 28, 2018.

Dealer Strip offers services whereby members may advertise, publish, and solicit transactions limited to automobiles. Dealer Strip hereby asserts its right to act as a common carrier with respect to member-supplied content.

Dealer Strip shall in no way abridge, append, edit, or otherwise change the factual content of solicitations (“postings”) by any user. Dealer Strip reserves the right to remove or block postings that do not comply with the terms herein, but assumes no responsibility to do so.

Dealer Strip does not assume any responsibility to publish corrections, clarifications, or retractions regarding the content of any user posting, although it may do so at its sole discretion.

Dealer Strip assumes no responsibility to arbitrate disputes arriving from or incidental to use of the service. Dealer Strip may participate in mediative activities between users in the event of disagreement, but its judgement and opinions are non-binding, and Dealer Strip shall have no stake or liability in any such transaction.

All accounts will be considered late at the one-month anniversary of any unsatisfied payments. After being late for 10 days, your account may be disabled for nonpayment, at which time you will not be able to use the service.

Your membership may be canceled at any time, for any reason, by the management of Dealer Strip. In the event of a dispute between members, Dealer Strip management may accept or solicit a finding of fault from the dealer council. If you are found at fault in a dispute, and the nature of the dispute is deemed serious enough, you will be removed “for cause”, in which case your name and business name will be published on the site, so that users of the site may use this information in evaluating possible future business dealings. Dealer Strip reserves the right to choose who may or may not become a member of our Dealer community due to the fact this is a private membership and not a public domain.

Your account is for a single place of business. Separate business addresses and/or entities must be registered independently for accounts with Dealer Strip. It is assumed that all members on your account are duly authorized agents of your institution. If it is found that members have been placed under your account without such agency, Dealer Strip reserves the right to terminate any such users, place restrictions on your ability to add additional members, and may bill you retroactively, as for a separate account, for any services rendered.

Images uploaded to DealerStrip.com can be used by Dealer Strip for marketing, promotional purposes and more. Upon you uploading images to DealerStrip.com , the site does not need permission to use the images you have uploaded for any reason. Images at that point will belong to the DSQ database and can be used anytime either currently or in the future. DealerStrip will not pay to use any images that have been uploaded to its site by you. By loading images on DealerStrip it is made abundantly clear you expect to use DSQ's services in order to market, promote and help sell your vehicle, drive traffic to your business and or obtain more exposure through their services.

 

Ownership And Intellectual Property

Except as otherwise indicated, all copyright rights and other intellectual property rights in this Site and its contents, including any and all messages, data, information, text, music, sound, photos, images, graphics, code, marks, logos, audio and video, footage, animations, podcasts, analyses, studies, reports, downloads, and other content contained herein ("Site Content") is owned by or licensed to DealerStrip, Inc., and protected by law, including copyright, database, trade secret, and trademark laws of the United States and all applicable jurisdictions, as well as other applicable state, national, and international laws and regulations. The Site Content is Copyright 2018, DealerStrip, Inc., all rights reserved. DealerStrip also owns copyright rights in the Site Content as a collective work and/or compilation, and in any and all databases accessible on or through the Site. DealerStrip, the DealerStrip Logo, and all other marks displayed on this site (the "Trademarks") are registered and/or common law trademarks of DealerStrip and/or various third parties. Except as expressly stated herein, nothing contained on this Site may be construed as granting, by implication, estoppel, or otherwise, any grant, license or right to use any Site Content or Trademarks without the prior written permission of DealerStrip or such other party that may own the Trademarks or any licensed copyrights. You agree not to directly or indirectly: attempt to register, challenge or contest the validity or the DealerStrip’ (or its licensor’s, as applicable) ownership of, such copyrights, Trademarks or any other DealerStrip’s intellectual property, or assist any third party in doing so.

Use of Chat Rooms, Bulletin Boards and Other Interactive Areas

The Site may contain discussion forums, bulletin boards, review services or other forums in which you or third parties may post reviews of automobiles and automotive related services or other content, messages, materials or other items on the Site ("Interactive Areas"). If DealerStrip provides such Interactive Areas, you are solely responsible for your use of such Interactive Areas and use them at your own risk. No action should be taken based upon any of the information contained in the Interactive Areas. You should seek independent professional advice from a person who is licensed and/or knowledgeable in the applicable automotive area before acting upon any opinion, advice, or information contained on the Site. All statements, information and other content submitted by users are solely the opinions of users, and not of DealerStrip.

By using any Interactive Areas, you expressly agree not to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, edit, translate, publicly display, telecommunicate or perform, post, upload to, transmit, distribute, store, create derivative works from or otherwise publish throughout the World, in any media, now known or hereafter devised, on or through the Site any of the following:

  • Any message, data, information, text, music, sound, photos, images, graphics, code, marks, logos or other content ("Content") that is unlawful, untrue, libelous, defamatory, slanderous, obscene, pornographic, indecent, lewd, suggestive, harassing, threatening, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, inflammatory, fraudulent or otherwise objectionable or inappropriate;
  • Content that would constitute, encourage or provide instructions for a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party, or that would otherwise create liability or violate any local, state, foreign, national or international law, including, without limitation, the regulations of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, the Canadian Securities Commission or any rules of a securities exchange such as the New York Stock Exchange, the American Stock Exchange, the NASDAQ Stock Market or the Toronto Stock Exchange;
  • Content that may infringe any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright or other intellectual or proprietary right of any party (including rights of privacy and publicity);
  • Content that impersonates any person or entity or otherwise misrepresents your affiliation with a person or entity;
  • Unsolicited promotions, political campaigning, advertising or solicitations;
  • Private or personally identifiable information of any third party, including, without limitation, addresses, phone numbers, email addresses, Social Security numbers and credit card numbers;
  • Viruses, corrupted data or other harmful, disruptive or destructive files;
  • Content that is unrelated to the topic of the Interactive Area(s) in which such Content is posted; or
  • Content that, in the sole judgment of DealerStrip, contravenes the above, is otherwise objectionable or inappropriate, or which restricts or inhibits any other person from using or enjoying the Interactive Areas or the Site, or which may expose DealerStrip or its affiliates or its users to any harm or liability of any type.

You further agree that you will not attempt or do any of the following:

  • Interfere with or disrupt the Site or our computer systems, servers, or networks;
  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of the Site, to accounts that belong to other users, or to computer systems or networks connected to the Site; or
  • Engage in any systematic extraction of data or data fields, including, without limitation, email addresses, by use of any automated mechanism, such as web robots, crawlers, or spiders (except in strict conformance with the Robots Exclusion Protocol) or otherwise.

By posting or distributing Content to or through the Site, unless we indicate otherwise, you (a) grant DealerStrip and its affiliates and sublicensees a nonexclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, worldwide, transferable, irrevocable and fully sublicensable right to use, post, store, reproduce, modify, adapt, edit, translate, distribute, transmit, publish, create derivative works from and publicly display, telecommunicate and perform such Content throughout the world in any media, now known or hereafter devised; (b) grant DealerStrip and its affiliates and sublicensees the right to use the name that you submit in connection with such Content, if they choose in their absolute discretion; and (c) represent and warrant that (i) you own and/or control all of the rights to the Content that you post or otherwise distribute, or you otherwise have the lawful right to post and distribute such Content to or through the Site, and to grant the licenses granted herein; (ii) such Content is accurate and not misleading; and (iii) use and posting or other transmission of such Content does not violate these Terms and Conditions and will not violate any rights of or cause injury to any person or entity. You further grant DealerStrip the right to pursue at law any person or entity that violates your or DealerStrip's rights in the Content or breaches of these Terms and Conditions.

DealerStrip takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any Content posted, stored or uploaded by you or any third party, or for any loss or damage thereto or in connection therewith, nor is DealerStrip liable for any mistakes, inaccuracies, infringements, defamation, slander, libel, omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography or profanity you may encounter. As a provider of interactive services, DealerStrip is not liable for any statements, representations or Content provided by its users in any public forum, personal home page or any Interactive Area. Although DealerStrip has no obligation to screen, edit or monitor any of the Content posted to or distributed through any Interactive Area, DealerStrip reserves the right, and has absolute discretion, to remove, screen or edit without notice any Content posted or stored on the Site at any time and for any reason and without liability to you or any third party, and you are solely responsible for creating backup copies of and replacing any Content you post or store on the Site at your sole cost and expense.

Any use of the Interactive Areas or other portions of the Site in violation of the foregoing violates these Terms and Conditions and may result in, among other things, termination or suspension of your rights to use the Interactive Areas and/or the Site. In order to cooperate with legitimate governmental requests, subpoenas or court orders, to protect DealerStrip’s systems and customers, or to ensure the integrity and operation of DealerStrip business and systems, DealerStrip may access and disclose any information it considers necessary or appropriate, including, without limitation, user profile information (i.e. name, email address, etc.), IP addressing and traffic information, usage history, and posted Content.

DealerStrip’s right to disclose any such information, as applicable, shall be pursuant to the terms of DealerStrip’s Privacy Policy. Please see DealerStrip’s Privacy Policy for the terms of DealerStrip’s personal data collection and use practices with respect to the Site. By using this Site, you consent to DealerStrip’s collection and use of personal data as set forth in DealerStrip’s Privacy Policy.

Rights to User Content

Content submitted by users will be considered non-confidential and DealerStrip is under no obligation to treat such Content as confidential or proprietary information. Without limiting the foregoing, DealerStrip reserves the right to use the Content as it deems appropriate, including, without limitation, posting, reproducing, adapting, translating, publicly displaying, telecommunicating or performing, uploading to, transmitting, distributing, storing, creating derivative works from, publishing, deleting, editing, modifying, rejecting, or refusing to post it. DealerStrip is under no obligation to offer you or make any payment for Content that you submit or its use as contemplated herein or for your permission or license to edit, delete or otherwise modify Content once it has been submitted to DealerStrip. DealerStrip shall have no duty to attribute authorship of Content to you, and shall not be obligated to enforce any form of attribution by third parties.

If it is determined that you retain moral rights (including rights of attribution or integrity) in the Content, you hereby declare that (a) you do not require that any personally identifying information be used in connection with the Content, or any derivative works of or upgrades or updates thereto; (b) you have no objection to the publication, use, modification, deletion and exploitation of the Content by DealerStrip or its licensees or sublicensees, successors and assigns; (c) you forever irrevocably waive in favor of DealerStrip and its successors, assigns, officers, employees, affiliates, agents and sublicensees, and agree not to claim or assert any entitlement to, any and all moral rights you may have as an author throughout the World in any of the Content; and (d) you forever release DealerStrip, and its licensees, successors and assigns, from any claims that you could otherwise assert against DealerStrip by virtue of any such moral rights.

Use of DealerStrip Listings Service

The information on vehicles provided in this service and on the Site is supplied by the seller or other third parties; DealerStrip is not responsible for the accuracy of such information. DealerStrip provides this service and the Site and all information and materials without conditions, representations or warranties of any kind, either expressed or implied. DealerStrip is not a party to any transaction between vehicle buyers and sellers that originates from information found on the Site. Prices do not include additional fees such as government fees and taxes, title and registration fees, licensing and plate fees, finance charges, dealer document preparation fees, and emission testing.

DealerStrip is a vehicle listing and information service that brings together buyers and sellers. DEALERStrip IS NOT AN AUTOMOBILE BROKER OR DEALER AND DOES NOT SELL, EXCHANGE, BUY, OR OFFER FOR SALE, NEGOTIATE OR ATTEMPT TO NEGOTIATE, A SALE OR EXCHANGE OF AN INTEREST IN ANY VEHICLE LISTED FOR SALE ON OUR SITE. DealerStrip does not hold or possess title for any vehicle listed for sale on our Site and DealerStrip is not a party to any vehicle sale contract between vehicle buyers and sellers that originates on or through the Site.

All buyers and sellers must be at least 18 years old to use the Site and by using the Site, you represent that you are at least 18 years old.

Dealers - Inventory listed is obtained through open public forums complaint to all laws and regulations. If you're a dealer and not a DealerStrip member and wish to have your inventory removed from our site, please email us at support@dealerStrip.com with your company info and we will remove you from our site. If you would like to stay on our site and make changes to pricing etc and receive leads, you will have to create a dealer account and claim your account. By signing up and inputting your domain name you will successfully claim your inventory. DealerStrip is not responsible for misprints, outdated listings, or any inaccurate data our data.

ACCOUNT CANCELATION -DEALERS: If you're a dealer member and would like to cancel your account, you will be required to send an email with the subject marked "cancel my account" to : support@dealerStrip.com . Please include your contact info, dealership name and domain name. DealerStrip will continue to charge you for your membership fee if you do not contact us as stated. CONSUMERS: Please email support@dealerStrip.com to cancel your account and to be removed from our mailing list.

NON US RESIDENTS - By using our website you allow dealerStrip to share your data with our dealers and advertisers. If you do not want your data shared than please refrain from using our site. DealerStrip practices best practices and complies with all Consumer Privacy legislation. DealerStrip is a website for US based car dealers and consumers yet consumers and dealers from around the globe are free to use it as long as they agree to our terms and conditions. DealerStrip is not responsible if your data is used by our dealers and advertisers once you agree to our terms and conditions.

FOR ALL YOU OVER SENSITIVE EUROPEANS CAUSING HEADACHES FOR THE REST OF US ALL OVER THE GLOBE PLEASE GO USE ANOTHER SITE, YOUR WHININESS IS NOT WELCOME HERE AND WE WON'T BE APOLOGIZING FOR HURTING YOUR FEELINGS!

Information about a particular vehicle is supplied by the seller, not by DealerStrip. The price and other terms of any sale are arranged after negotiation between the buyer and the seller. DealerStrip is not responsible for incorrect information given by buyers or sellers, including information regarding vehicles, including but not limited to vehicle mileage, condition, history, or photos of vehicles. CarFax Vehicle History reports are provided for informational purposes only from an unaffiliated third-party vehicle report provider, and DealerStrip is not responsible for any incorrect information or mistakes. We cannot verify the information/photos that sellers supply or guarantee the vehicles they offer. When using this Site, please use common sense and good judgment. When dealing with prospective purchasers/sellers, we urge you to take the same precautions you would take if you were purchasing/selling a car through a classified ad in the newspaper.

DEALERStrip MAKES NO GURANTEES, WARRANTEES OR REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING ANY VEHICLES LISTED FOR SALE ON OUR SITE. VEHICLE SALES ARE BETWEEN THE BUYER AND THE SELLER ONLY. DEALERStrip DOES NOT OWN, INPSECT, BUY, OR SELL, ANY VEHICLES LISTED FOR SALE ON OUR SITE. DEALERStrip DOES NOT HOLD OR POSSESS TITLE FOR ANY VEHICLE LISTED FOR SALE ON OUR SITE.

All applications for credit and/or lending arrangements are through a third-party lender, an unaffiliated third-party provider over whom DealerStrip has no control. Any application for credit or lending arrangement, terms, conditions, warranties, or representations associated with any application for credit or lending arrangement, is solely between you and third-party lander. DealerStrip is not responsible or liable for any loss or damage incurred as the result of such application for credit or lending arrangement.

Grant of License; Use Of The Site

DealerStrip grants to you a personal, revocable, nonexclusive, non transferable license to view, download, and print limited portions of the Site Content available in the public areas of the Site subject to the following conditions: (i) you may only do so on an occasional basis for your own personal and non-commercial use; (ii) you may not modify the Site Content; (iii) any displays or printouts of Site Content must be marked "© 2018, DealerStrip, Inc., All rights reserved."; (iv) you may not remove or modify any copyright, trademark, or other proprietary notices that have been placed in/on the Site Content by DealerStrip; and (v) you may not reproduce, modify, adapt, translate, edit, upload to, transmit, store, further post, mirror, frame, “deep link,” “scrape,” data mine, prepare derivative works from, sell or distribute or publicly display, perform or telecommunicate Site Content, except as provided herein. Except as expressly permitted above, copying, transmission, reproduction, public display, performance or telecommunication, reproduction, republication, modification, adaptation, translation, editing, storing, transmitting, creation of derivative works, posting, or redistribution of the Site Content or any portion thereof is strictly prohibited without the prior written permission of DealerStrip. To request permission, you may contact DealerStrip as follows:

 

You may not use Site Content in any manner that suggests the affiliation, sponsorship, endorsement or association with or by DealerStrip with or of you or any third-party entity, person, product or service unless express written permission has been given by DealerStrip in advance. You represent and warrant that your use of Site Content will be consistent with this license and will not infringe or violate the rights of any other party or breach any contract or legal duty to any other parties, or violate any applicable law. Any unauthorized use of the Site or the Site Content will terminate the permission granted by this Agreement and may violate applicable laws, including copyright law, trademark laws, and commercial regulations and statutes.

WARRANTY DISCLAIMER AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

DEALERStrip, INC. MAKES NO CONDITION, REPRESENTATION OR WARRANTY OF ANY KIND REGARDING THE SUITABILITY OF THE SITE CONTENT, OR ANY PORTION THEREOF, FOR ANY PURPOSE. THE SITE, ALL SITE CONTENT, AND ALL OTHER CONTENT AVAILABLE ON OR THROUGH THE SITE ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS," “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS, AND DEALERStrip, INC. EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL CONDITIONS, REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR PARTICULAR USE, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES IN CONNECTION WITH THE FOREGOING. DEALERStrip, INC. ALSO EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY CONDITION, WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION AS TO THE ACCURACY, RESULTS, TIMELINESS, COMPLETENESS, NON-INFRINGEMENT, OR PROPRIETARY CHARACTER OF THE SITE, ALL SITE CONTENT, AND ALL OTHER CONTENT AVAILABLE ON OR THROUGH THE SITE. DEALERStrip DOES NOT GUARANTEE THAT THE SITE WILL BE ERROR FREE, OR CONTINUOUSLY AVAILABLE, OR THAT THE SITE WILL BE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. YOU WAIVE AND COVENANT NOT TO ASSERT ANY CLAIMS OR ALLEGATIONS OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER ARISING FROM OR RELATING TO YOUR USE OF THE SITE, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ALL CLAIMS AND ALLEGATIONS RELATING TO THE ALLEGED INFRINGEMENT OF PROPRIETARY RIGHTS, THE ALLEGED INACCURACY OF SITE CONTENT, YOUR INABILITY TO ACCESS THE SITE AT ANY GIVEN TIME, OR ALLEGATIONS THAT DEALERStrip, INC. HAS OR SHOULD INDEMNIFY, DEFEND, OR HOLD YOU HARMLESS FROM ANY CLAIM OR ALLEGATION ARISING FROM YOUR USE OR OTHER EXPLOITATION OF THE SITE. YOU USE THE SITE AT YOUR OWN RISK AND NEITHER DEALERStrip, INC., ITS AFFILIATIES AND SUBLICENSEE NOR THE PARTIES WHO PROVIDE INFORMATION AND MATERIAL FOR PUBLICATION WITHIN THE SITE CONTENT SHALL BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY SORT ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE SITE OR ANY PRODUCT OR SERVICE LINKED TO OR FROM OR ADVERTISED OR PROMOTED ON THE SITE, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, EXEMPLARY, OR OTHER DAMAGES OF ANY KIND (INCLUDING LOST REVENUES OR PROFITS, LOSS OF BUSINESS, AND LOSS OF DATA), EVEN IF WE ARE ADVISED BEFOREHAND OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. BECAUSE SOME STATES/JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, DEALERStrip ALSO DISCLAIMS LIABILITY FOR ANY DIRECT DAMAGES BASED ON YOUR ACCESS OR USE OF THE SITE AND THE SITE CONTENT.

YOU AGREE TO INDEMNIFY DEALERStrip AND ITS OWNERS, SHAREHOLDERS, SUBSIDIARIES, AFFILIATES, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, PARTNERS, AND LICENSORS, AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SUCCESSORS AND ASSIGNS,AND HOLD ALL OF THE FOREGOING HARMLESS, FROM AND AGAINST ANY AND ALL CLAIMS, LIABILITY AND EXPENSES, INCLUDING ATTORNEYS FEES, ARISING FROM OR RELATED IN ANY WAY TO YOUR USE OF THE SITE OR ANY BREACH OF THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

Links To Other Sites

The Site contains links to third-party web sites. The linked sites are not under the control of DealerStrip, and DealerStrip is not responsible for the contents of any linked site. DealerStrip provides these links as a convenience, and a link does not imply endorsement of, sponsorship of, or affiliation with the linked site by DealerStrip. Linked sites are owned and operated by independent retailers or service providers, and therefore, DealerStrip cannot ensure that you will be satisfied with their products, services, or business practices. You should make whatever investigation you feel necessary or appropriate, including reviewing their Terms of Use and Privacy Policies, before proceeding with any transaction with any of these third parties.

Digital Millennium Copyright Act Compliance

DealerStrip complies with the provisions of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act applicable to internet service providers (17 U.S.C. SS 512). If you have any complaints or objections to material posted on this Site, or if you believe that material posted on this Site infringes a copyright that you hold, you may contact our Designated Agent at the address provided below. According to the U.S. Digital Millennium Copyright Act, 17 U.S.C. Sec. 512(c)(3), your notice must comply with the following requirements:

  • A physical or electronic signature of the copyright owner or person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed;
  • Identification of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed, or, if multiple copyrighted works at a single online site are covered by a single notification, a representative list of such works at that site;
  • Identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity and that is to be removed or access to which is to be disabled, and information reasonably sufficient to permit DealerStrip to locate the material;
  • Information reasonably sufficient to permit DealerStrip to contact you, such as address, telephone number, and, if available, an electronic mail address at which you may be contacted;
  • A statement by you that you have a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and
  • A statement that the information in the notification is accurate and under penalty of perjury, that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.

 

 

The Designated Agent for notice of copyright infringement claims may be reached as follows:

Editor
DealerStrip, Inc.
copyright@DealerStrip.com

Applicable Law and Jurisdiction

The Site (excluding links to third-party sites) is owned and controlled by DealerStrip, and operated by DealerStrip from its offices in and around Wilmington, Delaware. While DealerStrip has made no effort to publish the Site elsewhere, because this Site is published on the World Wide Web it is accessible in all fifty states of the United States, Canada and in other countries. Each of these places has laws that may differ from those of Wilmington, Delaware and from each other. You and DealerStrip both benefit from establishing a predictable legal environment in which to publish, access and use this Site. Therefore, by publishing, accessing, and/or using the Site, you and DealerStrip explicitly agree that all disputes, claims, or other matters arising from or relating to your use of this Site will be governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Wilmington, Delaware, without regard to its conflicts of law principles. You agree that all claims you may have against DealerStrip arising from or relating to the operation or use of this Site will be heard and resolved according to the Section below captioned “Dispute Resolution – Mandatory Arbitration and Class Acton Waiver.” If you chose to access this Site from locations other than Wilmington, Delaware, you will be responsible for compliance with all local laws of such other jurisdiction.

DISPUTE RESOLUTION – MANDATORY ARBITRATION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER

  1. Binding Arbitration

Except as specifically stated herein, any dispute or claim between you and DealerStrip arising out of, or relating in any way to, the Terms and Conditions, the Site, content, or your use of the Site or the Interactive Areas (“Disputes”) shall be resolved exclusively by final, binding arbitration; except that you may bring a qualifying claim over a Dispute in a small claims court in New Castle County, Delaware. By virtue of this Arbitration Agreement (defined below), you and DealerStrip is each giving up the right to go to court and have a Dispute heard by a judge or jury (except as otherwise set forth in this “DISPUTE RESOLUTION – MANDATORY ARBITRATION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER” Section). The provisions of this “DISPUTE RESOLUTION – MANDATORY ARBITRATION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER” Section shall constitute your and DealerStrip’s written agreement to arbitrate Disputes under the Federal Arbitration Act (“Arbitration Agreement”). Any modification to this Arbitration Agreement, to be effective, must be in writing and signed by you and DealerStrip. The arbitration will be administered by the American Arbitration Association (“AAA”) and conducted before a single arbitrator pursuant to its rules, including the AAA’s Supplementary Procedures for Consumer-Related Disputes, available at http://www.adr.org or by calling 800-778-7879. The arbitrator will apply and be bound by this Agreement, apply applicable law and the facts, and issue a reasoned decision or award.

To begin an arbitration proceeding, you must comply with the limitations provision set forth in subsection 5 below of this DISPUTE RESOLUTION – MANDATORY ARBITRATION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER” Section and submit the Dispute by utilizing the forms available at http://www.adr.org, and simultaneously sending a copy of the completed form to the following address: Attn: Director of Legal, DealerStrip, Inc.. Payment of all filing, administration and arbitrator fees will be governed by the AAA's rules. The arbitration will be conducted based upon written submissions unless you request and/or the arbitrator determines that a telephone or in-person hearing is necessary. If the arbitrator grants the request or determines an in-person hearing is necessary, the hearing will proceed in Wilmington, Delaware, unless the arbitrator determines or we agree that the matter should proceed in the county in which you reside (which county must be in the continental United States of America).

  1. No Class Action Matters

We each agree that we shall bring any Dispute against the other in our respective individual capacities and not as a plaintiff or class member in any purported class, consolidated or representative proceeding or as an association. In addition, we each agree that Disputes shall be arbitrated only on an individual basis and not in a class, consolidated or representative action. The arbitrator shall not have the power to vary these provisions.

  1. Choice of Law and Forum; No Jury Trial

If for any reason a Dispute proceeds in court: (a) you agree that any such Dispute may only be instituted in a state or federal court of competent subject matter jurisdiction located in New Castle County, Delaware; (b) you and DealerStrip irrevocably consent and submit to the exclusive personal jurisdiction and venue of such courts for resolution of such Disputes, stipulate to the fairness and convenience of such courts and covenant not to assert any objection to proceeding in such courts; (c) you and DealerStrip agree that the Federal Arbitration Act, the AAA rules, applicable federal law and the laws of the Commonwealth of Wilmington, Delaware, without regard to principles of conflicts of law, will govern this Agreement and any Disputes; and (d) you and DealerStrip agree to waive any right to a trial by jury.

  1. Injunctive Relief

Notwithstanding anything to the contrary in this Agreement, either party may bring suit in court seeking an injunction or other equitable relief arising out of or relating to the infringement of a party’s intellectual property or any conduct that violates the ”Ownership And Intellectual Property” section of the Terms of Use(“Your Conduct”).

  1. Time Limitations

If either of us wants to assert a Dispute against the other, the party with a Dispute must institute arbitration within one (1) year from the date the Dispute arose. Absent commencing the arbitration within one (1) year from the date the Dispute arose, the Dispute(s) will be forever barred.

  1. Severability

If any part of this “DISPUTE RESOLUTION – MANDATORY ARBITRATION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER” Section is ruled to be unenforceable, then the balance of this “DISPUTE RESOLUTION – MANDATORY ARBITRATION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER” Section shall remain in full effect and construed and enforced as if the portion ruled unenforceable were not contained herein.

Assumption of Risk

You use the Internet solely at your own risk and subject to all applicable local, state, national, and international laws and regulations. Although DealerStrip has endeavored to create a secure and reliable Site, the confidentiality of any communication or material transmitted to/from this Site over the Internet cannot be guaranteed. Accordingly, DealerStrip is not responsible for the security of any information transmitted via the Internet, the accuracy of the information contained on the Site, or for the consequences of any reliance on such information. DealerStrip shall have no liability for interruptions or omissions in Internet, network or hosting services. You assume the sole and complete risk of using this Site.

Modifications to the Site

DealerStrip may change, restrict access to, suspend, or discontinue any aspect of the DealerStrip.com service or the Site at any time, including availability of any feature, database, or content. DealerStrip may also impose limits on certain features and services or restrict your access to all or parts of the DealerStrip.com web site without notice or liability. DealerStrip may remove any review from the Site if DealerStrip determines, in its sole discretion, that the review may be false or fraudulent. DealerStrip may exclude or remove vehicle prices from the Site if DealerStrip determines, in its sole discretion, that the prices violate Guidelines for Dealer Pricing and Marketing. DealerStrip may exclude or remove from the Site embedded contact information in images, often known as "Watermarking," if DealerStrip determines in its sole discretion that such information is embedded with the intent of circumventing the DealerStrip lead routing process.

DealerStrip reserves the right (but assumes no obligation) to delete, move, condense or edit any content on the Site that comes to DealerStrip' attention and that DealerStrip considers unacceptable or inappropriate, whether for legal or other reasons.

Termination

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FREE SPEECH

Since no one actually reads the terms and conditions we decided, what the hell, let's have fun with it and if that ONE person out of ten million does read it we commend you! Also we recommend you try out match.com or perhaps christianmingle.com because you seriously need a significant other to keep you occupied. (j/k…..ok, not j/k)The following is in no way in any particular order, edited or suppose to be neat and organized. Anything you see may have been a thought that came to us while we were in the shower, having sex or driving a REAL CAR WITH A COMBUSTION ENGINE.

FYI IN CASE ANY OF YOU FELL ASLEEP IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Freedom of Religion, Speech, Press, Assembly, and Petition

Passed by Congress September 25, 1789. Ratified December 15, 1791. The first 10 amendments form the Bill of Rights

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

We wanted to make sure anyone reading this understands what our rights are and if you try censoring us or try to suppress our thoughts and/or opinions, let it be known you’re violating our constitutional rights!

WE SUPPORT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP!

POTUS, we love our FLOTUS.....she's stunning!

 

Before you jump the gun and start judging lets get one thing straight. We are a company which consists of staff from all races and religions. We aren’t racist, bigots, rednecks, idiots, socialists, communists, liberals, or uneducated basket of deplorables. Our team consists of, Catholics, Christians, Jews, one Hindu, a Buddhist and a partridge in a pear tree We are realists who know how to take a joke and dish it out. We are car people, Manly men and Real Women. We have thick skin, we are educated, have decent bank accounts, we drive nice cars, we eat red meat, drink COKE and PEPSI and hate KALE SMOOTHIES. We are anti KALE so if you’re one of them you need not try to be our friend. We’re just plain Americans with fire in our belly, who stand for capitalism and our basic fundamental rights! Don't try to label us or speak for us. We're not fucked in the head (except for our love for all things automotive). We could care less about your feelings or thoughts the same way you don't care about ours, so don't get your panties in a wad over modern day bullshit issues. We're young with old school American habits.  We love cars, country, God, we respect our troops, stand for the flag and respect the President, whoever it maybe because if POTUS fails we all fail! We understand that our thoughts might not sit well with all and we're ok with that because no one man or company can appease everyone. It’s just not possible. If it was, there would actually be peace in the world.

Speaking of Troops and Veterans

WE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS so if you’re a schmuck that doesn’t have the decency to respect our troops, get off our site! Go use one of those other bougie sites  that are afraid of their own shadows and are TOTAL PC. They’ll make you pay thousands and thousands more and give you 10 times less features. We don’t give a crap if your feelings are hurt, At the end of the day we’re proud Americans who stand for what’s right and any man or woman that sacrifices his or her life for our safety deserves our respect more than the whiny babies!

We support the brave men and women who make up our armed forces both current and past. Without these braves souls we wouldn’t have the power to write what we want here and those that don’t agree wouldn’t be able to complain. Our veterans deserve the best healthcare and benefits. It’s a shame how society has let these brave men and women suffer. Veterans should be granted full coverage health insurance for life which they can use at any medical facility in the country along with access to all types of counseling services. If anyone should get a good pension it’s the troops.  It’s a disgrace when you see city workers getting pensions of $100k a year plus and our Vets are struggling to keep a roof over their heads or worse.

We hate walks on the beach, we love our guns and NO YOU CAN’T TAKE THEM AWAY!“COME N GET PAPA BEAR” – if you don’t know who said this then just, just go away…please.

  • We’re split 50/50 between IN n’ OUT BURGER and FIVE GUYS
  • Oreo Blizzards rock! Tell us how you like your blizzard
  • Who remembers Crystal pepsi? We need that again!

THE FOLLOWING WILL BE UPDATED CONSTANTLY AND WILL EVENTUALLY BE MADE INTO ITS OWN SEPARATE SECTION WHERE THOSE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR CAN COME AND ENJOY DAILY UPDATES.  EVERYTHING IS JUST OUR OPINION AND WE AREN’T IMPLYING IT AS FACTS. ONE CAN NOT BE SUED FOR THEIR OPINION SO WE CLEARLY STATE IN CLEAR AS DAY ENGLISH, EVERYTHING YOU SEE BEYOND THIS POINT IS OUR OPINION AND NOTHING MORE! THEY ARE THOUGHTS OR BASICALLY STUFF WE WERE SHOOTING THE SHIT ABOUT AND DECIDED TO JOT IT DOWN. GRAMMAR WASN'T EDITED, IT'S NOT IN ORDER AND WE PUT IT DOWN AS IT CAME TO US SO ALL YOU ENGLISH AND LITERATURE PROFESSORS PLEASE SAVE US YOUR BULLSHIT. 

*****************DISCLAIMER************ - If you have thin skin, are a member of the political correct police, don't understand humor, have a stick up your ass, drink starbucks VENTI GRANDE BULLSHITTA CAPALOTTA, DRIVE A TESLA we advise you to refrain from reading any further. We are not responsible for your panic attacks or will not be liable for your medical bills for all your counseling and xanax prescriptions or the cost of repacing your panties since they got twisted after reading this! If you're a NORMAL human that realizes and care about the real issues of this world like  homelessness, disease, wars, innocent peolple being killed, sex trafficing and arent offended over somones opinion, thoughts or jokes we welcome you. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING AFTER THIS THERE'S NO EXIT OR U-TURN UNTIL THE VERY END! 

Jay Leno is our hero even though he wears too much denim and his denim is harmful to leather seats we think he's the man!

  • Gina Stewart is drop dead gorgeous. World’s hottest Grandma.... go check her out!!!
  • Justice League sucked. Total letdown and disappointment.
  • Will someone just let Nicholas Cage be Superman in JUST one movie? Feel bad for the guy, lets do it before he hits 70. Superman in a wheelchair probably won't be kicking too much evil ass if you know what we mean
  • Citizen Kane still ranks at the top.

THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS, CLAIMS ETC ARE ONLY OUR OPINION! EVERYTHING BELOW IS JUST OUR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS AND TOTAL SATIRE.  SO BEFORE YOU CALL YOUR AMBULANCE CHASING LAWYERS KNOW WE ARE JUST STATING OUR OPINION WHICH WE ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO. SO IF YOU DON’T WANT A PUBLIC SMACK DOWN STOP WHINING. SIT BACK, GRAB SOME POPCORN (EXTRA BUTTER ONLY), A COKE AND HAVE A FEW LAUGHS! There’s bigger problems in the world besides walking around being so politically correct that you look like you have a stick up your ass!

  • Nancy Pelosi should get a refund from her plastic surgeon and we can happily recommend our lawyers who can help sue whoever did that to her!We can’t tell if she’s happy, mad or sad, SHE’S ALWAYS SMILING!
  • CNN… NOT EVERYTHING IS “BREAKING NEWS” FFS you’ve had the word “BREAKING NEWS” at the bottom of your screen for over a decade, with you guys even a duck crossing the street is BREAKING NEWS! Someone please  give WOLF BLITZER a XANAX and some truth serum!
  • POTUS should throw JIMMY ACOSTA out of the WHITE HOUSE or just use him as a hood ornament on the BEAST!
  • Sarah Huckabee Sanders… we would love to have you as Roast master for our annual roast! The way you shut down idiots you deserve a medal for trying to rid this world of STUPIDITY.
  • CEO's need to stop apologizing everytime they even sneeze the wrong way. Companies need to grow some balls, just because your stock dropped for a few days doesn’t mean its the end of thw world, Gordon Gekko isnt taking over and you need to stop and think. YES the media might blow things up, but at the end of the day peoples attention span is only as long as the next celeb nip slip or drug bust. Also if your product is good the avergae consumer will not stray from your product just because the ceo or someone had an affair, made a joke in bad taste or said something that didnt sit well with the politically correct police.  Companies bowing down all you're doing is empower these PC cults into thinking that they can threaten you into bowing down to their demands. Everyone is entitled to their opinion just don't force it down the throat of companies. What's pathetitc is when companies apologize it's blatently obvious some marketing prick forced that statement down their throat. GROW A PAIR and stand up for your company and don't let a few days of stock decline dictate your future. Once again build a good product and people wont stray no matter what, just look at facebook. No matter what facebook does people can't cancel their accounts.NO because as humans we like what we like. 
  • Rolls Royce should give us a Cullinan for a 6 month trial period with a driver named Jeeves.
  • Chevy should hurry the hell up with the new mid-engine corvette already!  God damn....patience is NOT a virtue we possess!!PLEASE DON’T YOU DARE PUT A 6 CYLINDER OR GOD FORBID A FOUR BANGER IN THE NEXT GENERATION TAHOES AND SUBURBANS!
  • FORD, wtf is wrong with you?! We love the new Navigator and Expedition and would gladly buy one of each, but what the hell were u thinking by putting in a 6 cylinder?!??What guy pulls up in a 6k pound SUV and tells his friends “check out my 6 cylinder”? Slap a V8 in one and we will take two of each! Don’t give us the crap about global warmingor Cafe standards. We’re car guys and we won’t be around anyway when the ice caps melt (which they’re not as fast as Al Gore claims).Speaking of Al Gore… talk about a guy that really got screwed without lube!Oh well, our condolences.
  • Is it us or does Hillary Clinton look like Angela Merkle’s twin sister?
  • POTUS… you need to tint the windows of the beast, a limo looks weird without tint. Since people want to see you wave we recommend artificial waving hands on each door and a replica of your golden locks to sit on the roof! We have the perfect design, just drop us a line we’d be happy to show you.
  • Glad we didn’t place bets with our bookie on Hyundai and Kia. Talk about underdogs surprising the world by making some pretty good looking cars? We remember when they first came out and were shit boxes,  we all said they wouldn't last  ten years. We can safely say we were wrong! Good job you two!
  • Mercedes..wtf is wrong with you? Did you fall and hit your head? We're car guys and WE have to scratch our heads to tell the difference between a C, E and S class convertible/ coupe! C’mon find your mojo and make the damn cars different looking!!!No one who pays $150k wants to pull up to a car that someone paid $45k for and it look the damn same. Also stop changing names, we can’t keep up, ffs our trim section grows faster than a line at an APPLE store on launch day!
  • BMW..we give up on you. At this point you produce more models than Instagram.
  • Is it just us or do all DAMN BMW drivers take two spots to park their damn cars?
  • Tesla is the new Prius and the people that own them have no damn clue what a nice car is. Will someone please tell us why anyone would buy a Tesla when in 5 years brands like Mercedes, Aston Martin and BMW will start producing all electric cars? For the life of us we can’t see why anyone would buy one.
  • Chevy - about God damn time you made some sexy cars, loving the new blazer!!!!!
  • Cadillac - you need to take a Xanax. First off what genius hired a Frenchman to run the company?! That was a fucking nightmare...since when do the French do anything right? (except Celine…oh wait, she’s French-Canadian) So why did you think bringing some Frenchman to run an iconic American brand would be a smart idea?! All he did was spend money, move the damn company and blame everyone else for his failures! Take a long look in the mirror...YOU’RE NOT A FUCKING GERMAN, BRITISH OR FRENCH CAR COMPANY, you're AMERICAN!!! So build cars with American heart, soul and designs. Bring back the FLEETWOOD, the Eldorado and Marques like that and people will run to your dealerships. If you built a FLEETWOOD and it was the size of an S-class with a V8 with some retro design cues it would be an instant hit! Just remember to lay off the cheap plastics on the inside and tell your interior designer to stop falling asleep on the job! You're that kid that has so much potential but has ADHD and can't pay attention!!! If you build it, they will come. We’re not bashing you even though you hired a French dude, we still bought escalade's every year from you. Glad you got rid of the French guy, now how about you focus and show us you’re still the brand we love???!!
  • Ferrari- NO FUCKING COMMENT HERE, not wasting our breath, you probably blacklisted us without us doing anything and NO we refuse to let you dictate to us when and how we can sell a car we paid for or let you hold the title for 1 year! Yeah we’ve had that experience so you can’t try to deny it!!
  • Lamborghini - you guys keep doing what you're doing...you kick ass! No complaints here!
  • DODGE –Please…for the love of God… finally build a full size SUV based off the ram pickup to compete against the Chevy suburban? Slap the srt10 motor in it and please, please, please make sure your designers don’t fall asleep when they get to designing the rear.
  • HONDA – It’s like that girl in high school who is odd with braces and pimples, she finally grows up and you actually have to do a double take. Finally Honda lost their training bra and actually started building cars that aren’t BORING!
  • TO ALL CAR MANUFACTURERS LET US REMIND YOU THAT THE DEFINITION OF A COUPE IS - A coupé — also known as coupe — is a car with a fixed-roof body style usually with two doors. SO STOP BUILDING 4 DOOR CARS OR SUV’S AND CALLING THEM COUPES!!! Calling a chocolate chip cookie a brownie does not make it a brownie!
  • In our opinion Tesla's design is as exciting as sheet rock! No matter how Elon slices or dices it they're just fucking boring, maybe he's a descendeant of Harry Houdini. 

HOLLYWOOD

BTW. Can y’all damn idiots in Hollywood stop being so damn political? Because of you we had to get political and stopped watching our favorite movies and shows. Before anyone of you try pointing fingers at us just remember you’re the reason we started to rant! What happened to you all moving to Canada? Why are you still here? LEAVE! Oh yeah, we forgot, you won’t because you’re just a bunch of hypocrites who like to keep your names in the headlines but actually never practice what you preach. Let’s not forget all the tree huggers that preach about conserving energy while flying around in private jets and being chauffeured in full size SUV’s!

 We refuse to watch tv cause every damn actor or show has to discuss politics! We don’t give a shit if you like democrats, republicans, unicorns or robots! We watch your shit for entertainment and we’re sure like us, so many other people think the same! Knock your shit off!! You’re fucking actors (glorified employees that just get paid more than the average worker and appear on our screens) and do your fucking job! Just because you got a few dollars doesn’t make you a history and political expert.  We don’t pay you for your opinion, we pay you for entertainment, remember there's wombs spitting out actors faster than you can shake your head. The sole purpose of entertainment is to get away from the daily struggles we call life!!!!

CELEBS THAT GET A PASS AND WHOM WE LOVE and would love to have over for dinner:

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Sylvester Stallone
  • James woods
  • Vince Vaughn
  • Ludacris
  • Sarah Sanders
  • Donald Trump
  • Judge Jeanine Pirro
  • Tucker Carlson
  • Jay Leno
  • Sean Hannity
  • Kevin hart
  • 50 Cent
  • Kate Winslet
  • Leo DiCaprio
  • Chris Tucker
  • Mariah Carey
  • Rene Russo
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Kimberly Guilfoyle
  • Joe Pesci
  • SHAQ 
  • SYLVESTER STALLONE - WTF WAS THE DEAL WITH THE THREE SEASHELLS IN “Demolition man”?!?!??
  • Ray Donovan should have stayed in Cali. OH BTW WILL ANY “REAL RAY DONOVANS” please contact us at WENEEDRAY@DEALERSTRIP.COM
  • LUDACRIS IS THE MAN IN “FRED CLAUS” you too VINCE! We liked you too PAUL GIAMATTI, but we FUCKING HATED YOU IN “BILLIONS”! Bobby Axelrod should have taken you out the first season! Shout out to DOLLAR BILL!!
  • Ludacris you need to reprise your elf role and make a stand alone movie…”D.J. Donny”.
  • People vs OJ Simpson was great, they should do OJ the aftermath now. BTW Oprah make sure GREENLEAF has more than 13 episodes next season.
  • Tyler Perry… we request at least two MADEA movies a year, we’re in some serious MADEA withdrawl!!
  • Chris Tucker, c’mon man you’ve had a long enough vacation, it’s about damn time for RUSH HOUR 4! GET JACKIE CHAN and BRETT RATNER together and let’s do this! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF OUR MOUTH?!
  • WE WANT MORE CHRISTMAS MOVIES! STOP BEING SO DAMN PC! Word of advice, just because you filmed a movie in December and a XMAS tree makes a cameo once in the movie doesn’t designate that as a FUCKING CHRISTMAS MOVIE. We want more movies like Santa Clause, Christmas story etc!!
  • Lets all admit that when our women are watching Lifetime or the Hallmark channel that we cozy on up grab the popcorn and watch for hours. Its ok it doesn’t make us any less Manly, those damn movies are fucking great!

RETAILERS

Will all you greedy retailers please keep your Black Friday sales for the actual Black Friday??? We are so sick and tired of our Thanksgiving being interrupted and ruined by our friends and relatives having to leave by a certain time to be at your Black Friday sales on THURSDAY!!!!!! We believe in Family First!!!

POLITICS

All in all we aren’t democrats, Republican or any other designation, we’re realists and stand for and support ideas and policies that make sense to better our country. In doing so we have a few ideas;

  • We need term limits for our politicians.The current mix is equivalent of food that has rotten to its core after it was stuck in the back of the cabinet. The system is so FUCKED because all our current leaders (EXCEPT TRUMP) keep making stupid deals which ultimately only help them, their donors or the lobbyists that have their hands up their asses. The average American gets royally screwed on a daily basis and this is the reason we’ve hung our hope on Donald Trump. Someone needs to clean this mess, but the reality is that this bacteria we know as our politicians have spread their tentacles so far that one man alone can’t clean the swamp.
  • We as voters need to take a stand and stop supporting the same old candidates term after term, stop donating to the good old boys club and lets get new blood, people who are with the times, people who are true patriots and those who will actually deliver what they promise. After Donald Trump no politician can ever make an excuse for not delivering on campaign promises. If a first time politician can come in and do what people that have spent their entire lives doing cant is evidence enough that majority of the politicians are just self-serving slime balls.
  • Congressmen should be elected for four year terms with a max of 12 years. Two years don’t work, they spend the first year paying off favors to all their donors and the second year they’re back to campaigning. So when can they actually do any work?
  • Senators should be capped at two terms. Have you seen some of our politicians? They look like they’ve been around since the beginning of time. We saw how out of touch they are with current tech etc. when they tried grilling mark Zuckerberg, we were embarrassed for them.
  • No one should hold on to a seat forever like some politicians currently do. After a while these guys forget who they’re even serving!
  • We also need to control lobbying. A politician should not be able to work for or benefit from any company or industry they lobby for while in power.A prosecutor and sheriff should be appointed on the state levels like the feds but if they accept the job, they can not run for elected office afterwards. We see this time and time again. These guys abuse their powers and try to make examples out of people only because they will get another notch on their belts and can use it to get elected as governor, senator etc.  This rule should apply to federal prosecutors as well this way there's no more grand standing and cases are filed based on the merits of the crime no matter the status of the accused or headline grabbing power.
  • Hillary Clinton….WHAHHHHHHHHHHH you whiney baby….enough of the whining and blaming others for your loss, YOU LOST GET OVER IT AND TAKE THE BLAME!
  • Can we take a moment to digest the hypocrisy of the Jack Asses, sorry we meant Democrats. In one breathe they cry, whine and bitch about Russia Collusion, yet fly off the Handle when Potus wants to bring Russia to its knees. Hear us out, we finally have a President that cares for our country and our politicians whom have clearly passed their shelf expiration date jump up and down that Potus is harsh on our allies. Our allies whom we pay for their protection, we cover their fair share for Nato's fees, we protect them from Russia. However these countries like Germany have the audacity to let Russia control them, Germany gets 70 percent of their gas through a pipeline from Russia. Do you really think Germany could actually stand up against Russia if we needed them to? HELL NO! Would you stand up and fight the hand that feeds you or takes care of you? NO! If Germany has an issue with Russia majority of their countries gas supply is at stake. So when POTUS tells Germany that they should instead buy from us otheriwse whats the point of us protecting Germany. Now sit back and think about that..... would Potus telling Europe to cut their dependance on Russia sound like a man who colluded with PUTIN? If countries stop buying gas from Russia it will cripple  their economy and force Putin out! C'mon a 6 year old can clearly see that there was no collusion and that our POTUS is fighting for our benefit. No matter how you slice it there's nothing that will justify paying for NATO, it's a waste of money. Europe is like that deadbeat friend that mooches off you always and when you demand he pay he trys to get all defensive and tries to mentally screw with you into believing you need him. If these countries want our troops to protect their shitty countries than they need to fund the cost of our troops top to bottom. If you require a body gaurd you have to pay for it so the same implies here, moving forward if any country wants our protection we should be compensated!

JUST PLAIN OLD BULL

  • WE REQUEST THAT CADBURY EGGS BE AVAILABLE FOR SALE YEAR ROUND!
  • We seriously believe that the people at Nabisco are smoking some serious POT! Who comes up with LASAGNA FLAVORED OREOS when they’re sober?! 
  • All you “GIRLIE MEN” next time you see a woman, HOLD THE DAMN DOOR FOR HER, PULL A CHAIR UP FOR HER OR STAND UP FOR A PREGNANT WOMAN and PAY THE DAMN BILL WHEN YOU’RE OUT ON A DATE.
  • Oh before we forget… Man Buns aren’t cool and we don’t want to see anymore videos of makeup tutorials by men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Can we all be true to ourselves? Learn to accept each other for who you are and not the materialistic items you posses. The funniest thing we’ve seen is a guy who owns every Gucci shoe made, belts, diamond watches with a rented Lamborghini on a date with a woman with duck lips, more plastic than Barbie and a giant Louis Vuitton bag yet between the two they hardly have a measly $2000, health insurance or a home that they own. We miss the days when people were themselves and took pride in having a job. Society and reality TV has poisoned our youth into believing unless you have nice things or are full of plastic than you’re not good enough. ENOUGH!

Let’s not forget the millennials and current children, TOUGHEN THE HELL UP!!

NO YOU CAN’T JOIN A SPORTS TEAM IF YOU SUCK!

A TROPHY IS ONLY AWARDED IF YOU WIN AND IF YOU LOSE YOU LOSE, GET OVER IT. STOP GOING HOME CRYING TO MOMMY AND DADDY. IF WE KEEP THIS SHIT UP THE FUTURE WILL CONSISTS OF MILLIONS OF WEAK AND DAMAGED ADULTS THAT CAN’T HANDLE LOSING A JOB, BREAK UPS, LOSING A GAME ETC. IMAGINE PEOPLE LIKE THAT TRYING TO RUN BUSINESSES, COUNTRIES ETC.

For all you Therapy happy people… WTF?? When we grew up we didn’t go see a shrink anytime we lost a baseball game, broke up with a high school girlfriend or didn’t get picked to play kick ball. By pumping these kids with pills and therapy all you’re doing is making the drug companies richer and paying for that stuffy shrinks LEXUS. WE’RE HUMANS, we’ve fought wars, climbed mountains, built things from scratch, been to the moon and back. JUST IMAGINE IF THIS CURRENT GENERATION HAD TO GO TO BATTLE LIKE OUR VETERANS DID IN WW1 OR WW2, WE WOULD GET OUR ASSES HANDED TO US. Start raising your kids right and start teaching them things aren’t just handed to them. We are capitalists not socialists and that if you want it, you better work your ass off to get it. Teach them respect, you stand for the flag, respect your elders, treat woman properly. Want a house, car, watch? Get a fucking job.

PRIVATE JETS FOR RELIGIOUS LEADERS????

Can someone explain to us WTF does a reverend, preacher etc need a $50 million jet? Its sickening that there are people that actually donate their hard earned money to these so called “messengers of God” so they can end up buying Mansions, Cars, yachts and Jets!  This is one racket we do not understand, religion shouldn’t be exploited for your personal gains, if you really are a man or woman of God than demonstrate Humility! Growing up we never saw The Father at our local Church driving a Rolls Royce! If the Church has so much disposable income use it to help God’s children and you can go fly coach, SICKINING!

COWARDS

Stop calling the cops on 8 year old kids who are trying to sell lemonade or make a few bucks doing odds and ends! Just because you’re a loser don’t try to kill the entrepreneurial spirit of a child! If you’re a cop that actually reports to the scene you should smack the stupidity out of whoever called the cops and check them into an insane asylum.

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

This is a very touchy subject, we all have kids and we want what is best for them. We all live in fear of getting that dreadful call and that’s why we need to take the proper precautions to eliminate the chance of another shooting as much as possible. Please note that most of the shootings that have occurred in the last few years were at suburban school districts, most are located on large tracts of land with dozens of entrances. 

One Cop at a school can not prevent a shooting when a shooter can walk in from numerous entry points.

Here’s what we think should happen:

  • Employ veterans to work as security guards at schools, they’re well trained and can handle combat. A lot of veterans would love to be employed and as a budget point of view they would end up being more cost effective.
  • Add more funding for schools so they can hire a handful of armed veterans and place them at all entrances.
  • Cut down on points of entry and add metal detectors on each entrance (stop worrying about esthetics or real estate values).

By having armed veterans you stand a better chance then having only one cop trying to guard multiple doors and if they’re screening everyone as they walk in you stand a better chance. If someone comes in guns blazing, having multiple vets at a door can help put an end to it right there.

This way you can not only help the unemployed veterans who would be grateful, but we would know our kids are being looked after by men and women we can trust!

 Now for all of you anti-gun lobbyists, politicians and plain old idiots. The right to bear arms is our constitutional right! We always wondered why no one actually argues back with these people with a solid argument about why you can’t ban guns. Here’s our two cents:

Banning guns is not the answer! Do you think that if tomorrow guns are banned that they’llmagically disappear? NO, the bad guys will always find a way to get a gun and when they come at you with a loaded gun maybe you can use your “GUN FREE ZONE” sign to defend yourself.

Haven’t you all learned by now? Anytime you ban something, people find a way to sell that product one way or another and make a fortune doing so.

PROHIBITION REALLY HELPED CURB AMERICA’S DRINIKING

BANNING DRUGS REALLY HELPED CURB THE DRUG USE! C’MON THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE YOUR DIPLOMA TO WIPE YOU’RE WISE ASSES!

CHARITY: We have a real issue with a big majority of charities. It seems every Joe Blow has a charity now days and is soliciting donations for a “cause” they believe in. We respect your sentiments and for those that are actually doing things the right way we applaud you. However we have a serious issue when we see charities only using a small percentage of what they’ve raised to actually help out the cause they claim they are working for. It should be against the law for a charity to use the money raised to pay for private jet travel, parties or other unnecessary frivolous miscellaneous expenses.

We have lots of issues that pull at our heart strings and are determined to help the right charity. If you’re a charity contacting us trying to solicit donations don’t you dare even hit send on that email if you aren’t actually donating at least 90 percent of what you’re taking in. We won’t be funding your lavish parties or travel expense accounts.

We know we can’t change the world, but we aim to do the best that we can. We aim to set up a DealerStrip Charity by March of 2019. Our charity will not solicit donations from any one person, company or entity. Our Charity will be self-funded meaning all funds will be derived from the income of DealerStrip.com. By December 2018 we will announce what causes we will be helping out with. Some causes dear to our heart are : Veterans and their various plights for both current, ex, and familes of deceased members, children (there's so much we want to do for kids of all types of situations), battered women, victims of Prosecutorial over reach, violations of civil liberties by law enforment (for this we intend to fund a non profit legal think tank and law firm specializing in helping people from all walks of life to help them recieve the proper representation). STAY TUNED

DISCLAIMER : In the age of the whining liberals and thin skinned people, if you seem offended by something we said or did, get over it you big baby! We won’t be apologizing since we reserve the right to freedom of speech and if anything you should apologize to us and anyone else who’s constitutional rights you want to trample on by forcing one to apologize for their thoughts or beliefs.

  • WE RESERVE THE RIGHT REFUSE SERVICE TO ANY HUMAN BEING, BUSINESS, ENTITY OF ANY SORT AND IF ALIENS ATTACK WE RESEVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO THOSE SLIMEY GUYS AS WELL.
  • IF YOU’RE A RACIST YOU WILL BE NOT ALLOWED TO USE OUR SITE!!!! IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING NEGATIVE TO SAY ABOUT JEWS, BLACKS, WHITES, HINDU’S, MUSLIMS, CATHOLICS, BUDDISTS ETC YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR LIFE. WE WILL BLOCK YOUR COMPANY, PERSONAL ACCOUNTS AND IP ADDRESS. WE WILL ALSO LET IT BE KNOWN THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED DUE TO BEING A RACIST. THIS IS 2018 NOT THE STONE AGE, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR RACISM IN OUR LIFE AND WE REFUSE TO LET ANYONE WHO FEELS THEY HAVE TO DISRESPECT ANOTHER HUMAN DUE TO RACE, RELIGION, SEX OR FINANCIAL DIFFERENCES ISN’T WELCOME.
  • IF YOU DISRESPECT AN EMPLOYEE OF DEALERSTRIP WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL YOUR ACCESS TO OUR SITE, MEMBERSHIP ETC FOR LIFE! WE TAKE PRIDE IN OUR TEAM. UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER BLOOD SUCKING COMPANIES WHO WILL SELL YOU THEIR SOUL FOR A PENNY, WE WILL NOT STAND FOR ANY FORM OF DISRESPECT
  • IF YOU SEXUALLY, VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY HARRASS OR IN ANY OTHER WAY SHOW OUR FEMALE STAFF WE WILL PUBLICALLY MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. SHOW SOME RESPECT WHEN OUR SALES STAFF VISIT YOUR SHOWROOMS.
  • All you boycott happy idiots, if you’re offended by something we said, boycott away!! We could care less if you don’t use our services. No love lost. There’s 300 Million Americans and we’re pretty sure we can manage without your support.
  • All you wannabe fake news idiots – before you report something about us, check your facts! Our lawyers are waiting for anyone to make a false claim about us. They would love it if we tied you up in so much litigation it made your head spin!
  • If you selected to agree to our terms and conditions without reading them than you can not legally claim we tricked you or that you were deceived. You’re the genius that agreed to something without reading the fine print. Let’s hope you don’t sign car loans without reading. Legal advice 101 “never agree to or sign anything without reading the fine print”. Don’t worry… we won’t charge you for that free bit of legal advice.
  • More free advice: its probably not wise to piss off experienced tech guys 

 

Don’t get us started, we can go on and on so in closing we say this;

We don’t have to always agree on everything. No one person or company can please everyone. Just because we may not see eye to eye doesn’t mean we can’t get along. In closing just savor this…..... as humans we sometimes don’t understand why someone makes a decision, but we should give everyone the benefit of doubt.

We’re truly bothered by all the rhetoric these days coming from both parties.  Currently some people are upset with POTUS, but in 50 years they might be erecting statues of him.

When Lincoln freed the slaves there were a lot of unhappy people, but fast forward to today and we all agree that his decision to do so was the best decision for the American People and changed history for the better.

Democrats, Republicans, unicorns, whiny Europeans…let’s just all get along and enjoy the cars.

Businesses have the right to support any political party, character, charity, thought, movement etc. Ridiculing and trying to suppress our beliefs are a violation of our basic rights by the politically correct geniuses of today. Unlike other companies that are worried about stock value or public perception, WE COULD CARE LESS! WE HAVE A PRODUCT far superior than the rest, including those billion dollar companies that have been around for ages( just because you’re worth a billion doesn’t mean your product is good). So for any one person that doesn’t want to use our services there’s always another who will. Loss of profits or bad press don’t scare us.  We have balls, guts, cajones or whatever else you want to call it and will not be bullied around by some keyboard warrior or some two bit fake news reporters! We have lawyers on standby to make your life hell and boy do we love a challenge so, go ahead,“MAKE OUR DAY!!”

Now that we’ve gotten that out the way, to all the normal people who don’t cry over a sneeze, we hope you have an enjoyable experience on our kick ass site! Remember our site is the ONLY site that gives you all these features! For Dealers you get quadruple the benefits and features for a fraction of the cost! Consumers it’s totally FUCKING FREE TO USE!

What separates us from the rest is that we aren’t just a bunch of average computer nerds with a cool site! We are a group with serious expertise in the automotive world ranging from former executives with car manufacturers, dealer principles, sales, service, marketing, and technology professionals So we know our shit is way better than the competition and we know what both dealers and consumers need and wantdue to our experience on both sides of the spectrum. We know what makes you tick whether you’re a dealer or consumer and unlike the other corporate monsters we aim at building a better product. So if you have any “amazing” ideas or input, drop us a line.

Unlike the competition we don’t have to gouge you and give you a mediocre and outdated experience. If we see something isn’t working or people don’t like it, we’re willing to revamp it completely on the fly.  

GOD BLESS THE USA

Hope you enjoyed

P.S.

McDonalds… please make the McRib available all year round.